Holiday gift idea?

While browsing through the four thousand holiday-themed catalogs that were delivered by our mail man in the past month, I flipped through one with the subtitle "Creative Educational Products." Imagine my surprise when I came upon this:



For your convenience, here's what it says:

Got Gas? What A Blast! Ewww! There's nothing Gassy Gus won't eat, from baked beans to broccoli. Feed him a food card, pump his head and his stomach swells . . . but watch out -- the bigger his belly gets, the more chance Gus will blast gas, and that's a penalty! The first to feed him all the food cards without an "explosion" wins!

Now I briefly considered getting this for my brother for Christmas -- if there's one thing that my family of origin loves, it's flatulence -- but tell me, readers, do the children of American really need a thirty-dollar toy to teach them .... um, that farts are bad?