And sure enough:
I mean, how often in your daily life do you see a parade of alpacas walking down the street?
Those of you who celebrate Christmas may want to look into a purple metallic tree with felted ornaments of your own:
It's the other white meat.
Please note the socks on this patient carder/spinner:
I do have a penchant for encountering frightening, Cabbage-Patch-like felted objets d'art:
Here's the hurdy-gurdy man, who was about one-fifth as annoying as the magician-slash-comedian who was
In case you're wondering about the food -- Marilyn wasn't joking about the fried pickles:
But don't worry, there were other choices:
Dolores, this one's for you.
Ewe go girl!