Friday, February 17, 2006

Only in Dubya's America

can you get shot in the face at point-blank range and yet feel compelled to apologize for all the pain the shooter is going through.

Help me, Spock.


Unknown said...

Do ya think Whittington send Dickless some flowers? It would have been a nice gesture. "So sorry for your guilt."

Anonymous said...

"Oh, Dick, I'm so sorry I stepped into the path of that birdshot and made you actually have to face those bruising big boys at Faux News. Can you ever forgive me?"

Good God almighty, where do these people breed?

Anonymous said...

I guess the next time (I've never actually been slapped in the face) someone slaps me in the face I'm going to have to apologize for getting my face in the way of his/her hand!

Ann said...

or as my son commented: Only in Texas cvan you shoot a lawyer in the face and not get sued!

Anonymous said...

If Dick Cheney was my friend I'd be sorry too.

Anonymous said...

It boggles the mind that a guy who can mistake a human face for a bird has authority and power. Or is that just me?
Barb B.